Tuesday, 24 February 2009

Lindsay Mohan's carpet

YAW!
i went to gadong on saturday. same goes for dwan. i was dead bored at home. as usual. manakan inda bored. first thing, i dont have astro at me mom's. secondly, my desktop computer cant play warcraft 1.21, that means no malaysia and bruneian room, only available on the laptop. which my sister always uses the laptop. SOOO, off to gadong we go. i spent the first couple of hours playing dota at netland. PAWNAGE! hahaha. pakan
Secondly, meet dwan jalan jalan sorang. sooo, i joined him la. haha. kami jalan jalan around mall and i was like "dude, i got an idea, since kami ani bored. and we dont have new dvd's at home. mencuri kami eh" HAHAHHA. inda buduh di mana. yang paluinya si dwan cakapnya "bah, lajutah" HAHA
we got atleast 7 dvds. we had to take out the bi-magnetic strips so that the alarm inda berbunyi. si dwan kerjanya stuffing them in his pants. HAHAH.

soon kami got out of the shop and got 7 dvds in our pants. and decided to chill for awhile. soo i brought dwan to a place i like to hang out. just behind Mohan's Carpet, next to thye's foodcourt.
kami chill chill sana, sampai it was malam. talking about latest gigs, and shit. AHAHA. we took pictures as well. posing and shit. we are not gay. HAHAHA.

Wednesday, 11 February 2009

wait. what?

going to tag: 1) daiy, 2) faiz, 3) jik, 4) janet, 5) bilah, 6) zelda, 7) iza, 8) fina, 9) sui.

how do you know 1?
- a school mate (he's afunk master, don't you know?)

what would you do if you never met 2?
- nothing, 'cause if i never met him, i wouldnt tag him. :P

what would you do if 3&4 dated you?
- i am dating them. :P

would 5&6 make a good couple?
- girl on girl? TOTALLY! HAHAHA

do you think 7 is attractive?
- Hell yeah. xP

do you know anything about 8's family?
- they are all athletic. swimming, sync swimming, diving, running.

tell me something about 9
- she' a good friend. hahah.

what language does 2 speak?
- boh, bahasa jawa yo. HAHAH

who is 3 going out with?
- entah eh. maybe with another dude. HAHAHA

how old is 4?
- she's turning 17. (;

who is 6 favourite singer?
- she's into bands. she loved "a thorn for every broken heart" HAHA

is 8 single?
- hmmm.

what is 9 last name?
- Poh Ling. HAHA

would you consider being in a relationship with 1?
- hell yeah baby. HAHAHAAHH

which school does 2 go to?
- enth, di indon kali. :D

what do you like about 3?
- he is. brrrr. HAHAHA. pakan.

Sunday, 1 February 2009

what do you want me to do?

I went to the mall with my family the other day. went to shop for abit. hahaha. i got shoes for school, black lacoste baby. but its fake. so i have nothing to be proud of. :P
sooo. i sat at the food court with my dad. then hamiz comes along.

Hamiz: Bro sigup eh.
Dayah: puki mu ah. (infront of my dad)
Hamiz: sama boss mu ko kah?
Dayah: yeah, family time. haha. ko sama boss mu jua tu. behapa ko?
Hamiz: bali mobile baru bro. hahaha. naaah *shows of this nokia thingy.
Dayah: eyaaa. macam jubur usulnya. hahaha
Hamiz: baie ko. hahaha. bah. see ya.

sooon, i went down to get my sister's busted handphone at the repair shop. macam buduh waa aku menunggu sana. i gave the recipt and i was told to wait for awhile. rupanya baru kan menggusai. buduh jua tuu. i sent the phone like a week and a half ago. behapa ya for the past week? mengancak? buduh.
I messaged my dad, and said im gonna be waiting for awhile. agtah jalan dulu and shit, sekali my dad went down. and blew the shit out of that dude's brain. verbally laa.
it was a filipino shop though. kurang ajar la dorang atu. they showed a scrawny looking shity face that goes on a dog's butthole.

Speaking about phones. i threw away my 5300. because a got a new kick ass phone now, bitch!
its and E71. hahaha. lama pulang sudah, malas wanna put in the blog masa atu. hahaha. about 3 weeks i guess. hehe.

screw that shit, yeah, screw it.

10 Facts / Hobbies of dayah:
1 - I swear alot. fuck
2 - i like lacoste and oasics more than vans
3 - mee sedaaap rather than indo mee
4 - my ipod fell 3 times this week
5 - beatles fan
6 - knowledge comes to me when im smoking
7 - likes to make fun of people
8 - i do graffiti
9 - i drum. (Y)
10 - loves harold and kumar

The Next 10 Receivers would be:
faiz
bilaah
janet
sui
nonie
jik
sakinah
barak obama
bush
the dude who threw sandals at bush

Thursday, 8 January 2009

J Is For Jargenmach

I went out with my baby yesterday. :D
First, i went out with ashraf, i was playing tekken at the arcade, then he surprised me. haha. bestfriend si dwan. :P sekali, janet wasnt there yet, soo, i decided to to walk around with him.
We went off for a smoke at the exit at essentuals, sekali he became bestfriends with this gay dude. HAHAHA. That guy told us he was actually gay. Si ashraf mengakun ia gay, buduh jua tu. HAHAHA.

Soon, janet came, she wore a red shirt. :P theen kami jalan jalan lah, hahahha. we went to wetzone, kan bali AV cable untuk the iPod. tapi there wasnt anyone there, we went the later on, then si janet marahi the girl, i asked her to puncher the shop keeper, tapi inda berani, jadi aku saja menumbuk. haha. pakan.

After she went back, i met Girul. HAHA. he had a contact. sooo, i got $20 worth, and made a crappy bong. HAHAHA. i'll post the photos soon. :D

Tuesday, 6 January 2009

we were bloody bored

Dwan had a problem, and i was known to be a psychiatrist. hahaha, soo he slepted over, andkami cerita cerita lah pasal problemnya, soo we talked about it, and we solved it. after that we had nothing else to do, andd we were BLOODY bored!
soo, first, i decided to update my ipod, download music and videos, we watched a fuckin funny cartoon, palui la ceritanya.




after that, we played Left 4 Dead. a freakingly wicked game, read daiy's post about it. HAHAHA, hordes of zombies comes out and they to beat you up and shit. HAHAHA. find the disk and DOWNLOAD IT! HAHAHA.
si dwan main, he was scared to death, like we met a witch and he screamed like a little girl as the witch chased him. HAHAHA. pussy. :P






we were hyper. :P

The Mall's Roof

hey guys, i went to gadong the other day, alone. and i was FREAKIN bored. sooo, i went to WS and chilled there for a while listening to my music, tarus online lah. nada kan di buat.
sooo, i was roaming though my contact list and saw my friend, ramzy. he is also my cousin, jauh lah. ia ngam atu di gadong jua, sooo i text him up. i asked if he wants to hang out. so ia datang lah. kami duduk duduk kajap, and cerita about best spots in mall, sekali he mentioned about the roof top. i didnt actually belive that he went to the roof top, sekali aku minta proof. I asked him to bring me there.
On the way there, i met kazo, ia pun keboringan, aku tarus bawa ia lah ke roof, we climbed the steps up to the 9th floor, kepisan lah. tinggi bah tu. hahaha, after that, there was a door to the roof top, it was locked. sekalinya si ramzy nya "tunggu kajap, aku membuka". he went to a door on our left side, minutes after that, he unlocked the door dari luar. haha. sekali kami liat ke bawah. macam samut wah orang berjalan ah, licak kaki ku tarus. HAHA. kami lepak lepak sana kajap lah, then we went off the the mall's dome yang basar atu, kami paksa meniang di atap wa, HAHAHA lalah jua tu, udah tia kaki licak sudah, kan meniang atap lagi. sandi. HAHA. kazo became the model for the day, haha, and i was his personal photographer. HAHAH. i got a few pictures of myself.